Fruit Porn

Dear Readers,

I do hope you are not easily offended. I have tried to prepare you with the title of this post. Let's not delay the inevitable, I present to you, a pear butt:


I noticed this pear's *ahem* figure just in time, right before I took a bite.


I'm not even sure I can eat it. It's just a little too disturbing and silly at the same time.


I won't even describe the peculiar form of our squash last fall, but I will admit that it came home only because of its shape.